Wednesday, May 13, 2009

You know it's been a slow day....

when the daily conversation that you have with your brother is about peeing in the pool.

In our defense though it was preceded by my question of if they had opened their pool up yet. It went downhill from there......

When you are a kid the thought never occurs to you, but as an adult when you see a public place to swim or a water park, it just can't help popping into my demented mind. How many people out there are screwing up the water? How many little kids with diapers full of ....never mind. I need to stop before I totally gross myself out.

Obviously, I won't be doing much swimming this year unless it's in Scott's pool. I think that one is safe.


  1. I think I will have to disagree with you on the safety of Scott's pool. Wasn't it just days ago that you posted about the dead critter in his fridge? LOL!!

  2. Well, yes it was. I will say though that the weasel was tightly enclosed in a ziploc baggie. I guess I don't have as much of an issue with things that are sealed up vs. peeing in the pool and potentially getting some water in my mouth.

  3. Heh, my wife's vigilance for maintaining proper chemical levels borders on OCD. If there was any urine deposited in the water, she would probably tell you how many ounces and the time of day. And then start whip out a home DNA kit to find the culprit...anyways, not the first dead animal in my fridge. They're just usually chopped up first!